so i am a (forced) worker in some kind of military-esque sweatshop a la tank girl, in a strange modern monarchy, and am told to leave my post to assist in some kind of play, a big performance in a grand theatre that was being put on for the kingdom. it was right before opening, and i was working on some chair that the main character uses, and somehow got stuck underneath her as the show started. it was a white fabric chair, something you'd see in any old living room, but the woman sitting on it, on top of me, had long blonde hair, and wore a long white gown, as she was suspended high into the air. i don't remember seeing her face clearly, but i'm sure she was probably very beautiful. so this chair is on wires, floating around, and i'm still stuck under her, holding on tight, and trying desperately not to fall way down into the crowd, trying to get back onto solid ground.
then the king of this particular land noticed me trying to hold on, and fell in love with me. he took me back to his chambers, and i willingly slept with him, even enjoying it a bit. he was a middle aged man with a big beard, and i didn't have any feelings for him, but i figured he could get me out of my life as a slave.
i soon ran away, because i didn't want to be with him, and arrived back home (though not any home i've had in real life), with a few friends who i guess had escaped with me, and found it empty. i was afraid that the kings minions had taken or killed my family. then a big bus pulled up in front of my house, and a bunch of women jumped out and attacked us. the king was angry, and had sent them to bring me back. they had a lot of crazy martial arts moves, and i thought they would probably kill us, but i just kept throwing whatever i could get my hands at them, lamps and what not, and eventually they were all on the ground. and then my family came home, much to my relief.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment